A grindhouse favorite from the late 1980s, Lady Terminator is an Indonesian splatter fest with more than enough gratuitous violence, nudity, senseless slaughter and penile dismemberment to keep your average gore hound more than satiated. And it’s so over the top and silly that any potential psychological damage is pretty much neutralized by the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

I saw Lady Terminator at an Asian film festival in Manhattan in 1989 and it had the audience roaring with laughter and yelling at the screen…and this wasn’t at a Times Square theater. It was in the Village and the usually sedate arthouse crowd was temporarily transformed into the kind of nutzoid audience you’d expect over at The Lyric or The Harris on 42nd street. It was fucking crazy. But penile dismemberment will do that to a crowd.

The spawn of an evil sorceress and a horny sea serpent, Lady Terminator seems to suffer from some form of reverse penis envy in which she is pathologically driven to emasculate every man she comes in contact with. The hapless cock is no match for a Glock or AK47, so penises are separated from their owners with the speed and efficiency of bottles of champagne being uncorked on New Year’s Eve. When it comes to the battle of the sexes, “Lady Terminator” makes Valerie Solanas look like Olive Oyl. She doesn’t fuck around - or even when she does, she’s deadly anyway.

So here you go. A nice quality YouTube upload of Lady Terminator. Enjoy and thank me later.