If you’re looking for something, shall we say? classical yet fashionably eye-catching, then you probably couldn’t do much better than a pair of leggings (or perhaps swim shorts) featuring the most recognizable dick in all of history plastered all across the crotch.

Rage On! are currently selling leggings featuring an image of the lower half of Michelangelo’s “David” called David’s Marble Legs. They also have “David” Swim Shorts with a literally butt-hugging seat. Both of these items are bound to inspire conversation and a possible interest in the finer details of Classical Art. One happy customer described these leggings as “amazing” and “couldn’t be happier to make people uncomfortable” which is possibly the intention.
 

 

 
H/T Mommyish, Ufunk, and Rage On!
 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Hairy leg leggings are all the rage
Time to start thinking about breaking out the hooved leggings for the Pagan holidays
‘Meat’ leggings
‘Sesame Street’ Yip Yip leggings