First it was the $2,145 Balenciaga handbag that looked a little too much like the iconic blue IKEA bag, then it was Nordstrom pimping $425 jeans with fake mud on ‘em (or was that supposed to be shit?)  AND NOW THERE IS THIS, ladies and gentlemen: $1,425 DESTROYED high-top sneakers in yellow and white. You heard me. Destroyed gym shoes for the low, low price of $1,425.

Who the hell would buy these? Really who would buy these?

The shoes are designed and manufactured by French luxury fashion house Maison Margiela. Neiman Marcus is selling them. There’s currently a “friends and family” 25% off code going on Neiman’s site right now if you need an extra incentive to purchase them.

Or I’ll destroy your shoes for a mere 500 bucks. Cheap!

 

 
With thanks to Edward Ludvigsen!