It’s about time someone did this, right? Or maybe there already was and I just didn’t know about it? It seems like an obvious thing to do. Either way, at justsaygnome.net you can order a handpainted Gnome Chomsky for $195 painted or an unpainted one for $95.

Standing at just under 17 inches, Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam clutches his classic books, ‘The Manufacture of Compost’ and ‘Hedgerows not Hegemony’ – with his open right hand ready to hold the political slogan of your choosing. His clothes represent a relaxed but classy version of regular gnome attire, including: a nice suit jacket-tunic, jeans, boots, traditional gnome cap, and glasses. Additionally, Noam Gnome stands on a base complete with a carved title – for anyone who may not immediately realize the identity of this handsome and scholarly gnome.

According to justsaygnome.net they’re currently out of stock. They encourage you to contact them via email if you really, really have to have one and perhaps they’ll make more. Here’s where to contact them.

 
Via Open Culture