Why is this man smiling…?

Remember the Gastonguay family from Arizona, those kwazy Christians who decided to leave godforsaken, heathen America behind for the tiny Pacific island nation of Kiribati and just like Biblical characters travel there by boat?

Citing immigration reform, abortion, “Christian persecution,” homosexuality and “the state-controlled church” for the reasons behind their, er, “exodus,” the Gastonguays’ hare-brained journey from evil hit a snag when they were left adrift for nearly three months before some Venezuelan fishermen took them to a Japanese cargo ship that dropped them off in Chile, where the US consulate arranged flights back home for them.

The Gastonguays picked Kiribati because they believed that it was “one of the least developed countries in the world” and set out in May from San Diego, despite having almost no sailing experience and NO IDEA of how to navigate to this tiny island in the Pacific Ocean. Aboard for their quixotic (and treacherous) journey were their two young daughters—one is three, the other just eight-months-old—and Sean Gastonguay’s father.

Hannah Gastonguay told the Associated Press, they “decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us.”

They were adrift for 91 days!

But the Lord delivered, right? Of course he fucking did—in the form of the helicopter that just happened to spot them right before their food ran out (they were down to some honey!) Praise Jesus! It’s a miracle!

And now these witless knuckleheads are going to try to do it again. If child welfare authorities are concerned enough about the neo-Nazi couple from NJ who (merely) named their kid after Hitler to yank young Adolph from their home, those white trash goose-steppers seem HARMLESS in comparison to these Christian ding-dongs who’d sail from San Diego to oh, somewhere between Hawaii and Australia with two toddlers in tow, just barely cheat death and then decide to do it all over again!!!

On Monday, Sean Gastonguay appeared on TruNews with Rick Wiles (you think Alex Jones is insane, check TruNews out some day when you’re bored!) to talk about his plans to leave again with his wife and kids. Gastonguay and his wife have the right to kill themselves with these dumbass plans but their kids shouldn’t have to risk losing their lives AGAIN for their parents’ idiocy.
 

 
Via RightWing Watch