This deserves to go viral. Let’s imagine the scene: our couple have swiped together on Tinder.
“So, hon, whaddya like to do in the evening?”
“Oh, you know, I just put on my muscle suit and baby mask and you know, just dance around to eighties songs.”
“Go put on your baby mask and let’s fuck!”
The baby masks are the work of award-winning designer Landon Meier, who has created three kinds of baby masks—“Disgusted,” “Angry” and “Cry,” which have been on the market since 2009 and can be yours for around $500 a pop. Though I’m sure you’ve already got yours….
As for the latex body suit—well, save time on going to the gym and buy yourself a hyper realistic muscle suit from Flex Design Costumes....you can even tone up like the Hulk…
With thanks to Brian Shanks!