Rejection letter: Cash4Gold is mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore!

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Training 101: Learn How to Make Cash4Gold Hate Your Guts.

Best part of the letter:

Your petition for an ‘ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session’ with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous.

Read the larger Cash4Gold letter here.

(via Fasels)