Forget about those anonymous “glitterbomb” envelopes—so last year—Dicks By Mail is the new kid in town with edible dicks in a bag. They’ll send a bag of dicks to anyone you want ‘em to.
For a mere $15 the company will send an anonymous bag of phallic-shaped gummy candies to your enemy with a note that reads “Eat a bag of dicks.”
It’s simple. It’s easy.
According to their FAQ section:
Who should I send a bag of dicks to?
It’s been said that people, on average, are able to keep a close network of about 250 people in their lives. I recommend all of them. However, the top 10 list of people to send a bags of dicks to are…is?...are;
2) Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
4) Your best Friend
5) The Westboro Baptist Church
7) Your estranged father
8) President Obama
9) The man that killed your father/brother/dog
10) Frank Stallone
It appears they come in assorted flavors, so the person you send them to may really dig ‘em. Everyone likes some variety when it comes to a bag of dicks.
What did Frank Stallone ever do to them, I wonder, to deserve a bag of dicks?
via Daily Dot