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Shitty candles that smell like shit
04.23.2014
06:15 pm
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Shitty candles that smell like shit


Chlorine Candle

Ever desperate for a candle that smells like chlorine, a rest stop toilet, toothpaste, armpits or a No. 2 pencil? And you’re like “Oh gawd, where do I find something like this?” Well guess what? You can quit your endless search ‘cause I’ve got you covered! You see, Chicago-based company Stinky Candle Co. makes these er, candles that smell awful! They’re around $8.99 per candle + shipping.

Here are my choice selections of total random scents to funk up your house (They really need to do one based on Britney Spears’ perfume):


Firecracker Candle
 

No. 2 Pencil Candle
 

Body Odor Candle
 

Rest Stop Candle (Urine)
 

Toothpaste Candle
 

Fish Candle
 

Exhaust-ed Candle
 
Via Laughing Squid

Posted by Tara McGinley
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04.23.2014
06:15 pm
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