My first thought was, “Surely sleeping with a plank of wood is mightily uncomfortable?” But apparently not, as the enthusiastic reviewers on Amazon tell me that the Nicolas Cage Pillowcase can give you the best sleep of your life.
One customer comments that her friend is so enamored with sharing his bed with Mr. Cage that:
..you can hear through the walls how much he loves it.
Thankfully, the Nicolas Cage Pillowcase is “stain resistant.”
But this is not just some bedtime fancy, as that:
Classic Nic Cage smile seems to light up the room even when the lights are out!
And his eyes apparently follow you around.
But for those who may worry that sleeping with Nicolas Cage will keep them up all night, fear not, as one other satisfied customer attests:
...if you are afflicted with the unfortunate illness of insomnia, purchase this item, I promise you won’t regret it.
Fortunately, I doubt I’ll be requiring one, as just the thought of watching one of Mr. Cage’s movies is enough to send me off.