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Stranger Dongs: Of course, there’s a ‘Stranger Things’ dildo
11.02.2017
01:37 pm
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Stranger Dongs: Of course, there’s a ‘Stranger Things’ dildo


 
We live in an age in which the urge to combine one’s desire to self-administer sexual pleasure and one’s obsession with an addictive pop culture artifact can easily be gratified, no problemo.

In other words: Stranger Things dildo? Yup, Stranger Things dildo.
 

 
The good people at Bad Dragon unveiled their new “Demogorgon” model of imitation penis on October 20, and it might be the only dildo ever to come with its own teaser video with no sexual angle whatsoever, as well as a highly produced six-minute commercial lovingly shot with all the 80s goodness you could ever muster. They even made sure to include Spielbergian forest flashlights right out of E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

The closing credit sequence features various “making-of’ clips of the actors in action, also surely a rare occurrence for a dildo commercial. The cast includes the intriguingly named Elise Brillig and Katsuri Epsilon. You can be certain that a tri-colored royal mesh trucker hat was included among the wardrobe effects.

The base price of the Demogorgon is $55 and comes in a large variety of colors, including Demogorgon’s Natural, Demogorgon’s Signature, Ectoplasm, Sinister Pumpkin, and Salted Caramel Blondie. Most of the styles come with an additional charge of $10 to $20.
 

 

 

 
via io9; thank you Bridget Gibbons!
 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
‘Stranger Things’ on VHS is exactly where it belongs

Posted by Martin Schneider
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