In an interview with the Washington Post published in July, Ted Nugent said he was thinking about running for President and he was kicking around the following slogan:

“Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.”

Nugent recently cut off all his hair and shared his new “Presidential look” in a photo with his wife, possible future First Lady Shemane Nugent. Could he actually be running? Imagine a two-fer Ted ticket: Ted Cruz and Ted Nugent. The Cruz and The Nuge. It’ll be a laff riot. Unless, of course, they win and then it will be the end of the world as we know it.