Sebastian Horsley is the author of Dandy in the Underworld, famous for publicly (literally) crucifying himself and for having been turned away from the US at Customs in New York for being a bad influence on American morals. They still make these guys? I thought they’d given up by now. But, improbably, Sebastian Horsley exists, and you and I are the richer for it.

In the below video, Horsely explains the morals, economics and perks of spending your entire inheritance on prostitutes. Cool story bro.