I was listening to NPR the other day, and heard this story about an ultra-orthodox 99-year-old rabbi living in Israel who had, no shit, an estimated 1,500 living descendants! Not everyone in his family knew each other of course, but the rabbi shrugged off the difficulty of raising that large a horde, “It’s much easier having ten children than having two. Because once you have five or six children, they can help each other and take care of each other.” Well, Rabbi, if you’re reading Dangerous Minds, have I got a gift for you! The same goes for you, Pam Anderson!