Reddit user Irish_317 “ran across a bracelet vendor at the night market in Chiang Mai, Thailand.”

Whatever twisted, epigrammatic mind came up with these ridiculous bracelets deserves a round of applause for sheer verbal inventiveness. There are so many wonderful, mind-frying sentiments expressed here. It’s well worth looking at the whole picture in detail—it’s just so much hyper-compressed, fuck-crazy wordplay…..
 

 
There’s a demented genius at work here.

Oh—and then, apropos of nothing: “Fuck Liverpool”—all right!
 

 
Tommy Campbell shot some of the Thai bracelets and posted a video to Funny or Die. Note: A lot of these bracelets are pretty foul. You have been warned.
 

 
via reddit
 
Thanks to Mark Davis!

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Black Thai Sabbath
Mindblowing psychedelia from Thailand