If you’re not sure who this pineapple-haired person is, it’s Adam Duritz, frontman of Counting Crows.

A quick reminder that, incredibly and improbably, Duritz has been romantically linked to Christina Applegate, Lara Flynn Boyle, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Mary-Louise Parker among many others...

And now he’s got this tattooed maraschino cherry to garnish his good fortune.

I declare this the worst rock tattoo of all time. You’ll note that I didn’t add a question mark after the title. It’s not a question, it’s a statement of fact. And it’s “straight edge” to boot!

With thanks to Adam Starr!