Fidget spinners are the latest inexplicable toy fad, the popularity of which most adults find absolutely confounding.

Parents who fail to remember their disappointment when their own parents bought them a “Rybick’s Cube” or a “Lettuce Patch Doll” or a “Beeny Baby” may make the mistake of picking up a “Widget Spinner” or a “Whirlerz.”

In the tradition of Nightmare Feddy, Robert Cop, and Anna Montana, here’s a collection of sorry knock-offs from the “Crappy Off Brands” Reddit page. 

Spot the difference and survive.
 

 

 
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H/T: Reddit

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
‘Nightmare Feddy,’ ‘Anna Montana’ and other Chinese import toy knock-off fails