Politically Corrected: What’s small, cuddly, and likelier than a Build-A-Bear to initiate a workers’ revolt?  The Communist Cuddle Doll.  Castro looks cooler with that cigar, but I’ve got my eyes on Lenin—he looks like my Grandfather!  And, yes, “The Boss,” should not ever be confused with Kim Jong-Il, but if the Dear Leader can bring pizza to Pyongyang and stop that missile testing, maybe he’ll make next year’s collection?

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Foreign Policy rounds up the world’s five worst sons; enfants muy terrible (to bastardize two languages) who make their evil dictator parents look even more foolish. Included are Sheikh Issa bin Zayed Al-Nayhan, Kim Jong Nam, the improbably named Hannibal Qaddafi, Hu Haifeng, and?