It’s about time someone did this, right? Or maybe there already was and I just didn’t know about it? It seems like an obvious thing to do. Either way, at justsaygnome.net you can order a handpainted Gnome Chomsky for $195 painted or an unpainted one for $95.

Standing at just under 17 inches, Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam clutches his classic books, ‘The Manufacture of Compost’ and ‘Hedgerows not Hegemony’ – with his open right hand ready to hold the political slogan of your choosing. His clothes represent a relaxed but classy version of regular gnome attire, including: a nice suit jacket-tunic, jeans, boots, traditional gnome cap, and glasses. Additionally, Noam Gnome stands on a base complete with a carved title – for anyone who may not immediately realize the identity of this handsome and scholarly gnome.

According to justsaygnome.net they’re currently out of stock. They encourage you to contact them via email if you really, really have to have one and perhaps they’ll make more. Here’s where to contact them.

 
Via Open Culture

 
I’ve never really considered putting a garden gnome in my garden before, but I just might have to rethink that ‘cause this Lemmy garden gnome is pretty rad and hilarious. Etsy shop Ian the Gnome refurbishes old garden gnomes and will customize ones for you, too. I’d like to have one made of Bad Brains’ frontman of H.R., too please!

The Lemmy gnome goes for $45.00.

Here are a few more I dig from Ian the Gnome:

Madhatter garden gnome for $70.00
 

Clockwork Orange gnome for $45.00
 

Cap’n Crunch gnome BECAUSE WHY NOT? For $45.00

via Cherrybombed

 
Fierce combat garden gnomes to ward off those pesky summertime critters for sale at Shawn Thorsson’s Etsy shop. There are some unpainted gnomes there, too.
 

 
More after the jump…

 
And why not combine political dissent with yard ornamentation?

Standing at just under 17inches, Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam clutches his classic books, ‘The Manufacture of Compost?