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Cute Jehovah’s Witnesses animation teaches kids how to be homophobic
05.04.2016
08:31 am
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If you want to get through Jehovah’s metal detector into paradise, you’ll have to leave behind that bag full of love and inclusivity

Jehovah’s Witnesses have released a cute Pixar-ish animation intended to teach children that same-sex marriage is against the will of God.

Lesson 22 is titled “One Man, One Woman” and is part of a longer series called “Be Jehovah’s Friend!” The animation shows considerable influence from Pixar’s monster hit from 2015, Inside Out.

The video depicts a young girl telling her mother about an episode at school involving a friend named Carrie who drew a picture of her family, which has two mommies but no daddy. The girl passes on the comment from the teacher—a liberal heathen and a threat to everything right and good—that “all that matters is that people love each other and that they’re happy.” This bit of commonsense truth provides an opening for the girl’s mother to bring down the hammer and explain that Carrie’s mommies are never going to get into heaven if they persist in such unholy pursuits.

“People have their own ideas about what is right and wrong, but what matters is what Jehovah feels,” says the mother. The mother then makes an analogy that compares the gatekeepers of heaven to a kind of celestal TSA with a metal detector to deny entry to those with false beliefs:
 

It’s kind of like going on an airplane. What would happen if someone wanted to bring something on the plane that wasn’t allowed? ... To get [to paradise], we have to leave some things behind. That means anything Jehovah doesn’t approve of.

 
At the end of the video, the girl, newly motivated to get her friend Carrie to change her parents’ ways, says, “I can tell her about the paradise, and about the animals, and about the resurrection!”

And then her mother says, “Let’s practice!”

A disclaimer at the end of the video states that it was produced by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York, a Jehovah’s Witness organization.

SMH, SMH…...
 

 
via Gay Star News

Posted by Martin Schneider
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05.04.2016
08:31 am
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A quick way to get rid of pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses
11.18.2013
12:18 pm
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I don’t want to ruin to this video for you (it’s only one-minute and 37 seconds long), but stay tuned for the belly laugh at the end. It’s contagious!

According to YouTuber hitmn92 it was house cleaning day. And, yes, that is indeed his voice you hear in the background singing along to his favorite 80s powerhouse jams. 

 
Via Nerdcore

Posted by Tara McGinley
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11.18.2013
12:18 pm
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What Jehovah’s Witnesses believe cartoon
01.11.2011
12:46 pm
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Animated precis of the Jehovah’s Witnesses reality tunnel. It seems especially kooky when explained with cheesy 60s cell animation. It’s as convoluted as Scientology’s or Mormonism’s foundation myths. I’m converting now, who’s with me?
 

 
Via Jesse Merlin

Posted by Richard Metzger
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01.11.2011
12:46 pm
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