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Osama bin Porno: Terrorist porn stash seized in raid
05.13.2011
02:38 pm
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This news will no doubt be greeted by howls of protest across the Middle East that’s it’s nothing but American propaganda, but be honest, is there one—just one—man alive—I don’t care what religion or creed, who has a difficult time believing Osama bin Laden and his cronies had an “extensive” porn stash? It is perhaps “un-Islamic” that’s true, but gimme a break…

(Reuters) - A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden’s compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

Where there is a will there is a way!

Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

No shit, Sherlock(s), most terrorists are men, aren’t they? Unless they happen to share their laptops with their wives—unlikely, I think you’ll agree—therer’s about a 99.99999% chance they’ve got porn on their hard-drive (unless, of course, they’re YouPorn users). I’m just curious as to what porn actresses they were most into. Vivid girls? Were they Suicide Girls fans? Japanese bukakke stuff? Gonzo? I wanna know, don’t you? Since it’s hardly a matter of national security I hope the contents of this “extensive” terrorist porn stash gets released.

Thank you Douglas Hovey!

Posted by Richard Metzger
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05.13.2011
02:38 pm
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