This is truly beyond parody:

Randy Cohen, the “The Ethicist” columnist for The New York Times Magazine, weighs in on the news that some members of the Park Slope Food Co-op allegedly send their nannies to work their shifts. Sophia Durning, a long-time Park Slope resident, joins the conversation to speak to the ethical dilemma concerning nannies substituting for co-op members.

 
Thank you Soren McCarthy of New York City!