When waterworks temporarily closed down a few streets in Truro, Cornwall, a pub named The Wig and Pen had a banner made to let folks know they were still open for business. Unfortunately, the person who made the banner didn’t leave enough space between “Pen” and “Is.” Since The Wig and Pen had already paid for the banner and needed to get something up right away, they hung it anyway. The banner has since been taken down.
Two great tastes that go great together: Wigs and penises!
This is rather peculiar, don’t you think? A blogger in Germany posted the following:
I received mail today by the State Office of Criminal Investigation regarding an illustration of Jesus Christ on twitpic I linked to several weeks ago. I am accused of profanity.
Interestingly, the picture was taken in the Church of Warr Acres and is not photoshopped. Just recently it ignited a debate about the phallic depiction of the abdominal muscles.
I do not envy the police. And I do not think that the complaint was religiously motivated, but if it was, I do not consider it to be very Christian.
How can he get in trouble for THIS? It’s not photoshopped, even. Besides that, well, the historical Jesus WOULD have had a dick anyway , so where’s the beef? (Maybe there is a better way to put that…)
South African crime lord “Fat Murphy” is not only feared on the streets of Cape Town, he’s also a congenital hermaphrodite. Police were pleasantly surprised recently when, during a chase, Murphy’s plastic dong fell out of his pants.
SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported.
Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town’s notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents - one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary.
Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy’s charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said.
“I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be,” he told the court, according to the newspaper.
“God created me with both sexual organs. It was God’s decision, not mine.”
Included below is King Missle’s early 90s hit “Detachable Penis.”
