At first I didn’t see it or even notice, but upon further inspection…yep, it’s a penis blouse all right!

The penis blouse, or as the company selling it likes to call it “ASOS Blouse With Contrast Piping,” is retailing for $52.77.

And if you’re curious: Yes, I would wear the hell out of the penis blouse.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Eldridge Cleaver: The true penis pants innovator

Via The Frisky