CheeseburgerOs, the first new flavor for the SpaghettiOs brand in more than twenty years, contain approx. 750 pieces of pasta with the taste of cheesburger. Grassfed beef? I doubt it. Non-GMO? Who knows? Low in sodium? You got to be kidding. This is fast food for people who really don’t give a shit about their health. Eat it up. Guilt trip later.

I’m putting this on pizza.