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Today is the first day of summer—even if every day tends to feel like summer anymore—so it seems appropriate to blog about these interesting one-piece bathing suits for women. Beloved Wear makes these suits and and believe it or not… they’re on sale! Each one will cost you just $49.95!

I can’t vouch for the quality as I’ve never shopped from this website before, but you’re probably 100% sure to turn a lot of heads if you sport one by the pool or at the beach. I can pretty much guarantee it.

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Because you can never have enough pill-themed swimsuits in your life, right? If you don’t want to sport pills on your bodacious bod, there’s an absinthe-themed suit as well. Don’t mix pills and absinthe, though, you’ll be sorry.

Both swimsuits are by Poprageous and retail for around $109.00 each. I’ve also added the Eazy-E swimsuit by the same company because why not?

 
Winston Churchill enjoying a day at the beach, as originally reported by The Tatler in 1911.
 
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I’d imagine this Shark vs Mermaid Swimsuit by Black Milk Clothing would bring a lot of young Ariel fans to tears.

Mermaids and sharks ... they both live in the ocean. It was only a matter of time before their worlds collided - with tragic consequences. Yeah, try singing your way out of that one, darling.

 
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I kinda like these not-your -average, run-of-the-mill one-piece swimsuits by Etsy shop thePussPuss. According to the write-up, they’re “Made in the EU with love using top quality fabric from Italy.”

If the two swimsuits pictured above and below don’t pique your interests, thePussPuss offers other designs including: APC 40 Controller, Korg KM 202 Mixer, Atari Falcon 030, and the Clavia Nord Modular Classic.

Me, I’m holding out for one with a vintage VCS 3 synth, like Eno used.

All the swimsuits mentioned are retailing for $98.00.
 

 
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