On the occasion of Facebook’s IPO, someone decided to spend a ton of money making a really stomach churning video.

At first I thought the “Thank You Facebook Song” was an elaborate, well-executed parody, but it looks like it’s for real.  The song is the brainchild of motivational speaker Deborah Torres Patel and musician Gianluca Verrengia and if you check out their web pages, there’s not a hint of irony in anything they do. This not a Spinal Tappish anthem created by a bunch of jaded fucks at the Onion. In this case, what you see is what you get. And what you get is enough to gag a garbage disposal.

So wrong in so many ways. Waiting for the auto-tune version.