File this one under: What the fuckity-fuck?

According to St. Petersburg police, 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton of St. Petersburg, Florida, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday for some Kool-Aid, weed and burgers to be delivered to him.

Sutton admitted to making the calls. When the cops arrested him, he actually started to gnaw on “the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of a police cruiser.”

I guess he was really hungry?

Sutton faces charges of misusing the 911 system.

Via WLWT and Brian Braun!

 
Humorous design for your weed smokin’ needs: Kushed Cans by Herbal Innovations. The porcelain soda can bowl is handmade, one-of-a-kind and no two are alike. 

Kushed Cans

Via World’s Best Ever

 
Brazilian artist Fernando de la Rocque “paints” with marijuana smoke stencils. The stencils used are usually of religious or political figures to piss off the weed haters and get some controversy going. Fernando de la Rocque tokes up and then blows the smoke onto stencils placed on paper.

From the artist:

More important than freedom to smoke marijuana is the freedom to think about it and make art with it.

Polemic issues divide opinions, forcing people to think and debate. Inertia is useless when we want to overcome something.

The project is appropriately titled “Blow Job.”
 

 

 
Via Nerdcore

 
Former-white nationalist teen-pop duo Prussian Blue tell the world about their love of the chronic.

Via WFMU

 
Intricate glass microscope marijuana pipe by Elbo Glass and Glass Munky made at Future Labs New England.

I think this must be a one-off prototype. Can you imagine how long this took to make?

Via Geekologie

 
I don’t really care that much about LEGOs, but this “Legolize It!” weed-themed exhibition showing at the Known Gallery in Los Angeles May 26 - June 9, looks like a can’t miss art show.

In the wake of increasing raids on Medical Marijuana dispensaries by local, state and federal drug enforcement agencies, the LAgo brand’s brand-new, flagship storefront is set to open on May 26, 2012 at Known Gallery located at 441 North Fairfax Avenue in Los Angeles. The LAgo brand, as a perpetual “harvest” of healing power, has been especially commodified to meet the addictions of anyone who has ever wanted to experience the transaction of purchasing medical marijuana – or fine art – at a legal business organization.
Synthetic starter-plants, seedlings,  clones and a totally huge selection of intoxicating, fake plastic buds- all built with LEGO bricks to resemble some of the finest strains of medicinal marijuana ever grown- will be on display and available for limited purchase.

The LEGO grow room is the best. Genius!

Known Gallery
441 North Fairfax Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90036
info@knowngallery.com
 

 
Via GeekOSystem

 
“For god loved the world
You must smoke his holy son.”
~ high_coup 4:20

Via reddit

 
Redditor Gassal01 and his girlfriend’s plan on how to conserve weed. Not a bad idea for daily puffers IMHO.
 
Via reddit

 
A baby Jesus bong spotted at Christian Nightmares.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Wake ‘N Bake: Coffee cup weed pipe
The ice bong
The neighbor’s new bong
Bong Mask
Gorgeous glass ‘marijuana nugget’ weed pipe
Biker Pipe: ‘Who Sez You Can’t Smoke at 60 m.p.h.?’
LEGO hashpipe
Burnest Hemingway: For Whom the Bowl Tokes 

 
I’ve never been a big fan of Valentine’s Day. In fact, I kinda despise it, it’s just some dumb made up “holiday” to sell stuff, although if my special someone presented me with a glorious heart-shaped box of weed like one of these, it just might change my mind…
 

 
More after the jump…

 
Here’s a crazy homemade glass bong nicknamed “Burnest Hemingway” by Redditor cms04fsu. Apparently this bong was made from a tequila bottle.

Also, someone in the comments thread suggested an alternate name: Hunter S. Bongson. I think both are appropriate.

 
“Hey, stop by for a smoke some time!”

(via KFMW)