Mother’s Day is coming up, and wouldn’t a Danzig card be the sweetest gift you could possibly give your mommy, before you go out and kill tonight?

Best Play Ever has these cards which look like a typical Mother’s Day card on the front and open to an illustration of the dark one himself with the text: “Tell your children not to walk my way!”
 

 

 
Adorable!

If your Mom’s some kind of weirdo Glenn Danzig hater, you can always pick her up a different card from the site’s collection. They offer Tupac, Freddie Mercury, Abba, and Spice Girls themed cards for mothers of all walks!

...And to get Mom in the mood for her special day, here’s a very “special” remix of “Mother”:
 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Glenn Danzig Valentine’s Day cards