Remember those “sexy” crotch wolf head’s underwear I blogged about a few months ago? Well, some evil genius decided to take it to a whole ‘nother level by creating this “sexy” wolf’s head onesie. If you notice, the crotch is stil, er, accentuated. Dear lord…

It’s available here for $54.94.

 
via Boing Boing

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Behold the ‘holy grail’ of fashion: Adult onesie features the many faces of Steve Buscemi
Dear God. Some rich guy is trying to produce a suit/onesie hybrid called ‘The Suitsy’

Steve Buscemi adult-sized onesie by ‘RageOn.’

If the title of this post just made your day, like it made mine, then hey you’re welcome!

Available over at weirdo apparel purveyors, RageOn, this adult-sized onesie features the gorgeous mug of none other than actor Steve Buscemi at varying stages of his long career. Such as his portrayal of bungling kidnapper, Carl Showalter in the 1996 film, Fargo, and a snapshot of young Steve positioned to sit perfectly across your shoulder. You can pick up your very own “Steve Buscemi Galaxy Collage” onesie for the reasonable cost of just $99.84, a relatively small price to pay to have Steve Buscemi all over you.

Hey, a girl can dream, can’t she?

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Tiny stud earrings of Steve Buscemi, Bernie Sanders, Jack Torrance & other oddballs

 
If you want your baby or toddler to look like they need to use a litter box, you might be interested in these cat-tail onesies with bonus buttcrack. Of course these distinctive cosplay for kiddies onesies are coming out of Japan—where else?—and can be yours for 4230 yen (or around $35).

I’m holding out for the adult version. You know it’s going to happen.

 
via Geekologie