It’s almost the Holidays. That cheery time of year when tempers are short and credit cards are maxed out. When the office party ends with a harassment suit, and the bars spill forth with amateur drinkers throwing-up on the sidewalk.

Bollocks, it’s Christmas.

Whatever your plans for this festive season, I’m sure there will come a point when you’ll have to add your signature to a card offering seasonal greetings and all good wishes for the New Year. It now seems mandatory that alongside the traditional cozy snow scenes, robin redbreasts, and fat jolly Santas emptying their sacks are the usual array of offensively rude and funny cards. This year’s batch features the expected selection of four lettered words and inappropriate suggestions which for many of us is no doubt more relevant than “peace on Earth and goodwill to all men.”

If the thought of sending a “Fuck Christmas” card to family and loved ones opens a door on your Advent calendar then take a sleigh ride here or here to see what’s availble this holiday season. But as it may already be too late to order some of these fine things, here’s a fine selection to see what comfort and joy you’re missing out on.
 

 

 

 
Many more rude Christmas cards, after the jump…