‘Bringing eye contact back to the 21st century’ with The Texting Hat
Okay, so maybe this isn’t a real thing yet… but, c’mon, you know it’s coming! With the tagline “Bringing eye contact back to the 21st century” the Texting Hat is here to solve all your phone zombie problems. What a great invention. You look like you actually care when in reality zero fucks are given!
Right now they’re not for sale, but the Texting Hat website encourages you to just make your own goddamned hat:
The directions are foolproof.