This’ll start to make you feel really woozy by around the minute and a half mark if you can make it that far. Clearly, Giorgio Longdo is Canada’s Mario Lanza.
What’s that ? You need more ?
Thanks Tony Coulter !
Oh dear, who’s going to want to eat those grapes now?
(via This Is Not Porn)
Get your naughty pooch in line with a gun-shaped retractable leash from Art Lebedev Studios. I wonder if the designers got the idea from the infamous National Lampoon cover of a dog with a gun pressed to its head? It sure looks like it. Whatever the case, it’s brilliant!
Povodokus sports a gun-shaped handle, which retracts the leash when you need to control your target dog. It’s a sure shot!
The lead goes out freely as the dog pulls and reels in when you pull the trigger.
(via Who Killed Bambi?)
Totally groan-worthy, bust-a-gut funny reedit of 80s/90s Christian rap trio DC Talk’s acutely embarrassing home video release DC Talk: Rap, Rock & Soul.
Via Everything is Terrible’s guest blogger Rich Juzwiak from FourFour.
If Dustin Hoffman had been born Scottish, then his recent advert for Sky Atlantic (a satellite channel which broadcasts mainly US programing to the UK), might have sounded something like this, focusing on our love of “stovies” rather than “stories”.
Stovies - a traditional Scottish dish, made from left-over meat, potatoes and dripping. A good recipe for stovies can be found here.
With thanks to Mark MacLachlan
“Wilford Brimley’s Epic Mount” by artist Cory Loftis.
(via reddit)
Sad Stuff on the Street is a Tumblr dedicated to lonely and forgotten items trying to survive on the mean streets of America. Those poor fuckin’ hot dogs. Just look at ‘em!
Kosmograd linked to this on BB Submitterator and wrote, “I found this in one of my mother’s magazines ...” I’m not entirely sure if this is a real ad or not, but I certainly had a good laugh.
No, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke, it’s a real product you can actually purchase on Amazon, should you require it…
This reviewer, “Master Oliver C. Doubleday” AKA “Tico,” I think says it best:
“I used to be ashamed of my willy. People used to point and yell ‘What an unkept willy!’ I was bullied at school. But then I bought the Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit, and now, instead, people yell ‘What a fantastic willy!’ and all my friends think I’m really cool.”
Don’t forget to order a Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher, too.
Via Popbitch
