‘Manchester’s famous mopheads.’

Okay, you assholes, keep your filthy hands off my rock and roll!

 
One of DM’s favorite bloggers Christian Nightmares has compiled his top 15 craziest Christian music videos for The Daily Swarm. Check em out here.

I’m particularly fascinated by the uber-cheesiness of Christian Black Metal band Erlösung doing ‘Wall of Glass’. If this is Christian rock then I’ve definitely lost my religion.
 

 
Looks like the hate-filled, hateful haters of the Westboro Baptist Church got an unambiguous glimpse of how the outside world feels about them, yet again this weekend, when their tires were slashed in Kansas, but it gets even better, as no one would help them:

McALESTER - Members of a Kansas church that protests at military funerals may have found themselves in the wrong town Saturday.

Shortly after finishing their protest at the funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey of McAlester, a half-dozen protesters from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., headed to their minivan, only to discover that its front and rear passenger-side tires had been slashed.

To make matters worse, as their minivan slowly hobbled away on two flat tires, with a McAlester police car following behind, the protesters were unable to find anyone in town who would repair their vehicle, according to police.

Over 1000 people turned out to counter-protest the group drown out the cult’s by now familiar refrain of “God Hates Fags” etc, etc.

Update: Dangerous Minds pal Matt Dunnerstick points out, “God hates flats.”

Westboro protesters face jeers and slashed tires (Tulsa World)

Via Little Green Footballs

 
I’m not quite sure this is what J.K. Rowling had in mind when writing the Harry Potter series. It kinda gives a new meaning to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

(via TDW)

 
Airwave Ranger of ‘Everything Is Terrible!’ re-mixed bits and pieces of 1994 South African boxoffice smash There’s a Zulu On My Stoep (there’s a Zulu on my porch) into something all together surreal and quite frankly disturbing. The movie is supposed to be a madcap comedy for kids ala The Gods Must Be Crazy, but the re-mix creates something racially and sexually charged. You can find the flick in its entirety on Youtube as Yankee Zulu. But I have the feeling its not nearly as interesting as Airwave Ranger’s redux.
 

 
Coughs and sneezes spread diseases, so we must learn how to sneeze properly, as this British Public Information Film, with the wonderful Richard Massingham, from 1945 explains.
 

 
With thanks to Paul Darling
 

 
What it says on the tin.
 

 
Via Edward C. Zacharewicz
 

 
According to YouTube, Jerry Miller drives his 15-year-old horse, Rascal, in the back seat of his car for shows in Kansas. As you do! You can call Jerry at 785.828.3285 for an interview.

(via Buzzfeed)

 
And Sonny Bono doesn’t notice a thing!

 
Throughout history, a moustache has adorned the upper lip of many a great man. This November, we join their ranks by growing our moustaches to raise funds and awareness for prostate cancer.

Moustaches make a difference.