Actually, she’s YOU! I guess this does make her a witch. I knew it!

(via Adam Wade)

 
A pretty wonderful skit from UK comedians Harry and Paul.
 

 
Thx Brian Kehew !

 
Or maybe not…

“No man knows he is young while he is young.” - Gilbert K. Chesterton

(via The High Definite)

 
Oh the horror! There’s ‘honey nuts’, too!  From Cincinnati’s WCPO:

READING, Ohio - A family in suburban Cincinnati found a shocking mistake on a box of cereal created for Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco. An 800 number provided for a charity directed them to a sex hotline.

The number printed on the box of “Ochocinc’O’s” is suppose to send callers to the charity “Feed The Children”. Instead, callers hear a sultry voice offering an adult conversation.

Thanks, Laura C!

 
British funnyman David Mitchell, one half of the Mitchell & Webb comedy duo, co-star of Peep Show, quiz show host and the UK’s answer to Andy Rooney (albeit 100 years younger, not senile and actually funny) was pictured ducking into a pizza pie with extreme gusto recently. Next thing you know, a Tumblr blog devoted to David Mitchell with pizza pops up and a brand new Internet meme is born…
 

 

 

 

 

 
More at David Mitchell With Pizza

Apparently Dr. James Talbott is the man to ask about how to treat cat acne. I didn’t know kitteh pimples were an unsightly problem in the feline world. Now I do and so do you. You’re welcome?

 
Andrew Shirvell, Michigan Assistant Attorney General, has got to be one of the single most ridiculous people living in America today and that is REALLY SAYING SOMETHING. The guy is a fucking clown. It’s unbelievable that he’s still in his position. You can read the backstory here.

You have to hand it to Anderson Cooper, he’s really sticking it to some people who deserve it this week. This fellow is the very definition of “dickhead.” Watch it for the comedy of it all and laugh until you cry.

Previously on Dangerous Minds: Anderson Cooper vs. Islamphobic Hillbilly Republican congressional candidate

From the 1987 film Howling III.

 
Thanks Elvin Estela !

 
Bizarro Blog has a troubling hilarious new take on the phrase ‘See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.’ A picture is worth a thousand words and this one speaks volumes.

Below is another illustration from Bizarro illustrating our obsession with electronic devices. Sort of sad, eh?

 
(via The High Definite)