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Get A Room You Chew: Candy Wrapper Porn
08.27.2009
12:11 pm
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A DAD last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex. Haribo’s MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries.

But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the “porno” poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

‘I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.’

Haribo said the “fun” packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: ‘The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.’

Dad’s outrage at sweet wrapper “porn”

 

(via Arbroath)

Posted by Tara McGinley
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08.27.2009
12:11 pm
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How to Avoid a Nightmare Client
08.27.2009
12:26 am
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08.27.2009
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Jayson Blair: From Liar To Life Coach
08.24.2009
01:49 pm
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I was shocked, then, as these things go, shocked not at all to learn that Jayson Blair, ex-fabricator for the NYT, has repositioned himself as a “life coach!”  Blair was part of that Bush-era wave of truth-benders that included, among others, the Times’ Judith Miller and Oprah whipping boy James Frey

In his four years at the Times, Blair wrote nearly 600 articles about the war in Iraq, many of them factually suspect or, worse, distorted by design.  Well, who better to handle your “career crisis” than someone like that?!   Oh, and Blair’s also able to guide you through the choppy waters of substance abuse and bipolar disorder!  Blair’s website makes no mention of his past misdeeds, but there’s no mistaking his still-evident talents as a writer:

I firmly believe in harnesses the beautiful things about mental illness—whether its creativity and depth, or energy and daydreaming—so that the client can live a safe and healthy life without giving up the things that make them unique.

From the NYT: Times Reporter Who Resigned Leaves Long Trail of Deception

In Slate: Blair, Bliar

Posted by Bradley Novicoff
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08.24.2009
01:49 pm
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We Know, It’s Confusing…
08.23.2009
12:12 pm
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Um, I can’t think of one thing to say here.  Judge for yourself.

 

(via Peter Serafinowicz)

Posted by Tara McGinley
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08.23.2009
12:12 pm
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Cool Knife Blocks
08.22.2009
09:43 pm
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I really like these.  Wooden head knife block by Maarten Baas and Wheel of Death by

Ernest Hemingway Marinades
08.22.2009
01:30 am
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While an African safari or a European tour may not be on your calendar for this year, there is a simple way to appreciate Hemingway?

Posted by Tara McGinley
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08.22.2009
01:30 am
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Australian TV Show Censured for Hypnotizing Viewers
08.22.2009
01:06 am
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TV show A Current Affair has landed itself in hot water with the broadcasting regulator for trying to hypnotise viewers.

The Australian Communications and Media Authority has found that ACA breached the Commercial Television Industry Code of Practice by “broadcasting a program that was likely, in all the circumstances, to be designed to induce a hypnotic state in viewers”.

The segment, titled Think Slim, was broadcast on Channel Nine in October 2008.

The program’s host, the reporter and the man who conducted the hypnotherapy all told viewers the segment would contain hypnotherapy which ended up lasting about a minute.

ACMA said through a press release that Nine had breached the code.

“The remarks made throughout the segment, in addition to the actual short hypnotherapy session that concluded the segment, clearly indicate that the segment was intended to induce a hypnotic state in viewers and help them lose weight,” the statement read.

Nine also breached the code by not responding to a written complaint by a viewer.

Nine has told ACMA has circulated the findings to all relevant staff and will reference in training sessions scheduled for September.

ACMA is satisfied with the response and will continue to monitor Nine.


Update:  Here’s a link to the video: Hypnotise your way to weight loss  (Thanks nekospecial!)


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(via Steve Silberman)

Posted by Tara McGinley
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08.22.2009
01:06 am
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Film Buffs To NASA: You Suck!
08.21.2009
02:51 pm
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Never underestimate the wrath—or letter-writing determination—of a pissed-off film fan.  According to Scientific American, those pot-stirrers at Government Attic made what they thought was an innocent FOIA query: what do the residents on the International Space Station (ISS) do, like, for fun?

Well, they asked, NASA answered.  American booksellers seemed okay with the contents of the ISS library—everything from Dickens to Dan Brown—but the list incensed movie buffs, particularly the ominous-sounding Shooting People, a UK-based collective of independent filmmakers.  “Our members would like to see Harold and Maud [sic] rather than Harold and Kumar, that Man on Wire replace Man on Fire,” Shooting People’s James Mullighan wrote to NASA.  Spelling errors aside there, James, I totally agree with you. 

But, in a further sign that the demand for indie fare has, errr, cratered, NASA’s William Gerstenmaier explained that they don’t dictate the onboard selections?

Posted by Bradley Novicoff
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08.21.2009
02:51 pm
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C-3PO Catches R2D2 Smoking
08.21.2009
12:02 pm
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08.21.2009
12:02 pm
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Celebrity Perfumes: Who Wants to Smell Like Carlos Santana or Gene Simmons?
08.20.2009
05:08 pm
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imageDid you know that Carlos Santana has his own perfume? (He’s got two actually, one for women and man’s cologne) Or Kiss? Michael Jackson even had six different kinds! Antonio Banderas, too. Hell, even Alan Cumming has his own perfume! WHO wants to smell like Alan Cumming? It doesn’t make any sense! The Incredible Hulk and Spiderman have their own colognes, not to mention Austin Powers (it’s called “Mojo” and smells like someone pissed on candy). Above is an amusing vintage clip from MTV circa 1996 about some hits and misses in the celebrity scent sweepstakes. Seems that no one wants to smell like Prince and MJ’s scents weren’t that popular either…. and boy did they pick a bad name for Anna Nicole Smith’s fragrance, eh?

 

Posted by Richard Metzger
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08.20.2009
05:08 pm
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