Meredith Yayanos at Coilhouse shares this… unique therapy video. Is it a parody? Is it not? I… have no idea. Meredith says:
Do you lack healthy boundaries? Are you guilty of the compulsive overshare? All-too-eager to share gory, palpating details with complete strangers that no one besides your own mother and/or proctologist would ever want to know?
Non-consensual rape anecdote-telling. Tactical uterus hurling in lieu of real intimate contact. The ?
I’m just going to leave this here without much of an explanation. I don’t know if there’s anything I can say to do proper justice to it. In short, a guy freestyles about his near-death experience and what he found on the Other Side. Just watch it, and become enlightened.
ArtFagCity today helps connect some dots between the bearded gent in the majorly creepy “Magic Painter” video (below), and David Brandt Berg (above), the leader of “The Family,” aka “The Children of God,” the Christianity-based religious cult. Wait a minute…apocalypse-prone cult leaders orchestrating kiddie-enticing videos?
This wouldn?
The original version of this ghoulish effigy is SOLD OUT! This “Extra Filthy Bloody” Edition a striking representation of GG ALLIN circa 1991 with added crud, blood, and cuts. The figure, limited to 500 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall and is made of a lightweight polyresin. Loaded into a full color “splatter” box, here GG is accurately sculpted right down to the tattoos, and copious amounts of blood and filth.
This GG Allin toy can be yours for $16.95.
(via David Pescovitz over at Boing Boing)
The ether be abuzz with reports of two cons who covered their faces in black magic marker in an attempt to conceal their identities before robbing a liquor store, which proves that, yes, crystal meth does help clear your head before tackling stressful and complex activities like robbery, providing the mental boost needed to face challenges with clarity and panache. Also, I think this is my Halloween costume sorted.
It’s been labelled the worst disguise ever - two men arrested over a burglary attempt in the US were found with fake beards and masks scrawled on their faces with a permanent marker.
Police stopped the car of Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20 after it matched the description of a vehicle used by two men who allegedly tried to break into an Iowa apartment last Friday night.
When officers looked inside the 1994 Buick Roadmaster, they were surprised to find the men with masks, beards and moustaches painted on their face in some sort of rudimentary disguise.
Check out video at the link below.
(Huffington Post: Stupid Criminals: Burglars Use Black Magic Marker On Their Faces As Disguise)
Sebastian Horsley is the author of Dandy in the Underworld
In the below video, Horsely explains the morals, economics and perks of spending your entire inheritance on prostitutes. Cool story bro.
From Kelnginem’s official website:
Growing up on the Klingon starbase Morska, it was no problem for Klenginem - whose real name is Quvar muHwI’ valer - to receive the most different kinds of communication waves, among which also the terran rap-music.
As a communications officer, it was no problem for him to adapt the songs to the klingon music, and then he presented his first try to the warriors of the Dark Vengeance Fleet. To make his pseudonym, he used the name of a famous terran rap-singer, from the “Klingon Eminem” he got the name “Klenginem”.
Klenginem on why he doesn’t want you going to the police:
Next, the “Klenginem-Show” is only run as a hobby, just for fun and produces no financial advantages. The so called performances have only been on private events and parties among friends, and Klenginem did not get any money for what he did.
If anyone still disagrees with anything he or she finds on this website, please contact its administrator before going to police or lawyer. I think there is no problem that we cannot solve ourselves, because - like I said before - this is all just for fun, so there is no money available for legal fights.
An excerpt from Frank Schaeffer’s soon-to-be released book, Patience with God
Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye’s Left Behind series of sixteen novels (so far!) represents everything that is most deranged about religion. If I had to choose companions to take my chances with in a lifeboat, and the choice boiled down to picking Tim LaHaye, Jerry Jenkins, or Christopher Hitchens, I’d pick Hitchens in a heartbeat. At least he wouldn’t try to sink our boat so that Jesus would come back sooner. He might even bring along a case of wine.
The Left Behind novels have sold tens of millions of copies while spawning an “End Times” cult, or rather egging it on. Such products as Left Behind wall paper, screen savers, children’s books, and video games have become part of the ubiquitous American background noise. Less innocuous symptoms include people stocking up on assault rifles and ammunition, adopting “Christ-centered” home school curricula, fearing higher education, embracing rumor as fact, and learning to love hatred for the “other,” as exemplified by a revived anti-immigrant racism, the murder of doctors who do abortions, and even a killing in the Holocaust Museum.
No, I am not blaming Jenkins and LaHaye’s product line for murder or racism or any other evil intent or result. What I am saying is that feeding the paranoid delusions of people on the fringe of the fringe contributes to a dangerous climate that may provoke violence in a few individuals. And convincing folks that Armageddon is on the way, and all we can do is wait, pray, and protect our families from the chaos that will be the “prelude” to the “Return of Christ,” is perhaps not the best recipe for political, economic, or personal stability, let alone social cohesion. It may also not be the best philosophy on which to build American foreign policy! The momentum toward what amounts to a whole subculture seceding from the union (in order to await “The End”) is irrevocably prying loose a chunk of the American population from both sanity and their fellow citizens.
Read more: Why Republicans Are in the Grip of an Apocalyptic Rapture Cult Centered on Revenge and Vindication
Thanks Steven Otero!
“Boxxy” is some girl who posted this video to 4Chan and has apparently claimed the hearts of every nerd on that God-forsaken website. Watch this video and weep for the future of humanity, because in the future this is what ALL children will be like. This is what happens when kids are raised on the Internet and texting. This. This. THIS.
