23 signs you’re secretly a narcissist masquerading as a sensitive introvert - Scientific American

Let me explain why Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance was our top story this morning - The Onion

Women’s Equality Day: Historic moments in the fight for equal rights - SFGate

This 96-year-old man wrote the most heartbreaking song of the year - The Daily Dot

Hemiscyllium halmahera: New species of ‘walking’ shark from Indonesia - Sci-News

Bitches Got Booed: The One Direction Edition - Dlisted

The Simpsons / Basquiat t-shirt - The World’s Best Ever

India bans shark ‘finning’: Hunting solely for sharks fins grown due to demand from China for shark fin soup - CBC

Cocaine can speedily rewire high-level brain circuits that support learning, memory and decision-making, according to new research from the University of California, Berkeley, and UCSF - University Herald

Stream Chelsea Wolfe’s new album Pain Is Beauty - Pitchfork Advance

A Blow-By-Blow of last night’s secret Prince concert - The Vulture

Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston will play Lex Luthor - io9

War on leaks is pitting journalist vs. journalist - New York Times

Yellow Submarine-themed Infiniti SUV - 9GAG

Designer’s ‘boxer shorts’ protest against Putin’s homophobia - Digital Journal

More dolphins found dead along Jersey Shore - NBC News

Texas megachurch changes vaccination stance after outbreak - HealthLine

Ohio couple married 65 years die 11 hours apart - AJC

Manning’s gender hell: Shades of gray in a black-and-white world - Boing Boing

Most published West Coast punk photographer (1976-1980) - Jenny Lens

50 things you didn’t know about The Wizard of Oz - FlavorWire

Babies learn to recognize words in the womb - ScienceMag

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