Or “drunk with desire”! Is she so overcome by the magical magnificence of this Jethro Tull tee-shirt that she had to rip the shit right off of him? Apparently so.

According to the 1970 ad (yes, I’m actually typing this out for you. No copy and paste action from me):

You say you’re not making it with the local lovlies? That when you make Paul McCartney eyes at alluring little honeys in violet hip-huggers they respond by frowning and suggesting, “Jerk off, loser”? That even the offer of a seat next to you at a Led Zeppelin concert is insufficient inducement for a far-out nubie to spend part of the evening with you?

Then, fella, whatchoo need is a SUPER-OUTTA-SIGHT-JETHRO-TULL-T-SHIRT of the sort worn by the fullest-handed rakes everywhere.

These eye-catching sartorial groovies, which are guaranteed to reduce even the haughtiest of lovlies to a mound of hot pulsating flesh, are a divine shade of yellow designed to to flatter even the swarthiest of complexion, are the three-buttons-at-the-neck style recently made all the rage by your sharper English groups.

Chances are this was a Jethro Tull publicity joke-ad to garner attention for their 1970 Benefit album. It’s still an amusing concept, though, AS IF a woman would have been caught dead at a Jethro Tull show. I mean, come on...

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
The women’s bathroom at last night’s Rush concert