I don’t know what to say here except there’s something for everyone, I supose. And that includes these hand-crafted Cthulhu sex toys by Necronomicox.
How did these things come to be, you might ask? According to Necronomicox:
“I saw a niche that needed to be filled, so to speak.”
Because in his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits
dreaming masturbating, amirite?
If you’ve been looking for a Cthulhu dildo, for yourself or maybe as a gift, search no further because I’ve got you covered. Each one sells for between $125 to $175 (depending on size, lenght and girth). They’re available through Etsy or the Necronomicox website.