Hit me with your Witness Stick ®: Creepy Christian conversation piece
08.16.2011
09:54 am

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'The Witness Stick


 
This has to be one of the goofier fundamentalist Christian “items” I’ve ever seen: The “Witness Stick®” is like a sheleighleigh or “staff” I suppose, but with a difference. The “Witness Stick®” aims to help shy Christians untie their tongues with an eye-catching walking stick emblazoned with several colors, a wordless book of faith.

How it works is simple: Someone walks up to you as you brandish your fetching “Witness Stick®.” They ask you “Hey, what’s with the stick?”

Presuming they aren’t worried for their safety, you then reply “Why, it’s my ‘Witness Stick®.’ Would you like me to tell you about it?” If they gulp “yes,” you’ve been invited to witness to them. There is a card that comes with the stick that explains how each color relates to the life of Christ!

I’m sorry, but if I was ever walking the dogs in Runyon Canyon and some creep wanted to talk to me about his fucking “Witness Stick®” I would just hope that I didn’t have any liquids in my mouth as I point at him and laugh in his face.

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Via Christian Nightmares

Posted by Richard Metzger

 

 

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