I found this completely by accident yesterday searching for something that wasn’t even Woody Allen-related. What in the name of Silence of the Lambs did I stumble upon? Apparently this latex Woody mask was sold on eBay back in 2007. I-I, I have no words…

This is as hellish as it gets, mi’ frenz.

I can’t find much background information on it, but you can click on this link and maybe you’ll have better luck than me.

All I can say is, if you’re able to get your hands on one these for Halloween, you’ll definitely be the creepiest-creepster creeping around your burg. Ugh.
 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Orson Welles hated Woody Allen
Woody Allen boxes a kangaroo, 1966
Woody Allen’s breezy 1965 resume is really worth a gander
If Woody Allen had made ‘Taxi Driver’