No, this isn’t a story from The Onion - it’s very real. Too real!

Oh dear…

(WDIV) - Utica Police caught 55-year-old Raymound Kulma going on a drunken joyride. But as you can see from this police dashcam video, he wasn’t behind a wheel of a car, he was cruising on motorized wheel chair—James Konkel’s wheel chair.

The arrest was made on Greeley Street, near this Utica senior living complex where James and Raymond got into an argument before the 55-year-old stole James’ wheelchair.

This was Raymond’s seventh “operating while under the influence charge, some dating back to 1984.”

When is this guy ever going to learn?!

Man gets DUI on stolen motorized wheelchair
 

 
Via Arbroath