If you’ve got way too much money and no common sense whatsoever, listen up: the fashionista Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have produced a stunningly over-priced crocodile handbag festooned with colorful pill appliqués, in collaboration artist Damien Hirst.
The price? A mere $55,000. I wonder if any of those pills are Xanax?
“Damien, I’ve got Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s people on the line. They want to make a hideously overpriced handbag with you. Are you interested?”
“Blimey, what a shitty idea. That’s just too fucking stew-pid not to do, innit?”
“Damien says he’d love to be involved. Terrific, thanks. You, too. Bye!”
Only twelve of the bags are available. They go on sale December 12th exclusively at justoneeye.com.
