In no particular order, a fine selection of mustachioed rock stars.
Nick Cave - I wonder if he dyes his collar and cuffs to match his ‘tache?
Biffy Clyro auditioning for Jesus Christ Superstar.
Freddie Mercury grew a mustache that lost Queen a lot of their American fans. God damned bigots.
David Crosby looking tough.
Roy Wood before he was eaten by hair.
Former Banshee and now brilliant film composer Steven Severin.
Ginger Geezer, Vivian Stanshall growing his for 11 mustachioed daughters.
I find it hard to believe that some people claim they hid behind the sofa when Ron Mael appeard on Top of the Pops with Sparks.
Jimi Hendrix - managed by ex-Animals Chas Chandler, who went on to manage Slade.
Ireland’s greatest rock star - No, not Bono, but Phil Lynott
By popular demand: Once called “the best mustache in rock ’n’ roll”, Husker Du’s Greg Norton
I know, it’s not real, but it does look good.
Tony Iommi - “The man who invented the heavy metal riff.”
Lemmy - scary..your very own cut-out-and-keep Halloween mask.
Doesn’t Giorgio Moroder know stripes can make you look fat? Nice ‘tache though.
Bryan Ferry - sauve and cool as fuck, even with a dodgy ‘tache.
“When I grow up, I want to be Bryan Ferry.” Former member of boyband Slik and Ultravox, Midge Ure.
Frank Zappa - unimaginable with out his.
Joe Orton described The Beatles as looking like turn-of-the-century anarchists with their facial fuzz.
And lest we forget, Dangrous Minds’ own Rock God, the handsome Marc Campbell
And DM’s Bryan Ferry body double, the suave Niall O’Conghaile.
Bonus song - Sparks “Mustache”