Spotted in Royal Flush, the Motor City Madman himself weighs in on the current scene.  Here are some of the choicer meatier tidbits:

EVER THOUGHT OF TRYING TO GO VEGAN?
If I really wanted to maximize the death toll, I would go into business creating tofu for the vegetarians.  ’Cause in order to create tofu, you have to take that wonderful giant tractor, you have to go across that field and every songbird, every gopher, every squirrel, every turtle, every rabbit, every mouse, every shrew, every snake, every bug, everything there must die.  In order to go full tofu, you have to have 100% complete annihilation of all life forms.  To the vegetarians, how deep is the cloak of denial?  How can you pretend that Paul McCartney isn’t responsible for killing anything?  I kill stuff one arrow at a time.  Meanwhile, Paul McCartney, master of the final solution, only thinks of his tofu consumption.  I believe that every bowl of tofu is responsible for the death of billions of things.  I can’t compete with that and I can’t compete with Paul McCartney’s death toll.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OBAMA?
I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail.  It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist.  Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama.  This country should be ashamed.  I wanna throw up.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE STEPPED ON YOUR LAWN?
Trespass on my property and I will kill you.  Now, that may seem harsh, but that’s tough shit.  Because ­ guess what ­ nobody’s getting killed, and nobody’s trespassing.  It’s working perfectly.

Oh, Nuge, you might indeed put an arrow in my neck if I cross your lawn, but that’s okay, we’ll always have this: