Amazing find by io9. Stan “The Man” Griffin, who writes science fiction horror books about abortions (?!?!) (sample tag line from his book “Summoned: The Novel”: “The fear of being stung is more fearful than ever.”) has recorded what is perhaps the greatest version of the Spider-Man song ever done. No, seriously.
Meet Stan The Man Griffin, scifi author and fedora aficionado. He wrote “Spider-Dance Spider-Man Theme Song,” a smooooth remix of Peter Parker’s angsty existence. With lyrics like “You hear something from above / He has spider-blood,” this song = insta-sex.
First off, it’s worth mentioning that Stan The Man Griffin has a book coming out, Summoned The Novel, which tackles the foremost issues of today. In fact, the book’s very cover tantalizes us with mysterious epigrams - “The fear of being stung is more fearful than ever” and “If you could imagine where these creartures [sic] come from.” Other than the naked dragonfly Da Vinci man, I’m pretty sure we figured out where horses come from. Maybe Stan The Man takes an Insane Clown Posse approach when it comes to equestrianism.
The Most Erotic Rendition Of The Spider-Man Theme Ever Performed (io9)
(Note: For extra fun, play this song and scroll down to listen while looking at the animated GIF in the “TRIPPY VIDEO FROM GERMAN SCI-FI FILM ‘IM STAUB DER STERNE’ (1976)” post. BONUS FUN!)