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This blasphemous gravel launcher has been cropping up at least since H. R. Giger imagined Satan using a Jesus slingshot for his painting Satan I in 1977. That particular image gained notoriety as the cover for non-yodeling Swiss extreme metal band Celtic Frost’s album To Mega Therion in 1985.
More recently, Berlin-based artist Jaybo included a Jesus slingshot in his exhibition Useless.
And the Jesus slingshot has been used as a meme bait linked to the Bozar shop in Brussels.
If you’re handy with a blade, you can carve your own, otherwise, you may be lucky enough to come across one in a market for around $7.