1991: “Crack and divide” - The A.V. Club

Watch: 14-year-old activist destroys TV host on Monsanto, GMO labeling - AlterNet

Google Maps easter egg lets you explore the TARDIS - TechCrunch

French teen attacked for wearing Muslim veil - TheLocal.fr

Cabaret Voltaire: 83-85 boxset announced - The Quietus

The Eagles’ Greatest Hit: Alison Ellwood’s epic documentary perfectly captures the rise and fall of a famous band - Grantland

‘Safe’ levels of sugar harmful to mice: Diet comparable to that of many Americans left animals struggling to reproduce and to compete for territory - Nature

Police seize nearly 60 pounds of ecstasy in Mission St. apartment - Mission Local

Photographing the retina may help detect which high blood pressure patients are more likely to have a stroke - Newsroom.heart.org

Michelle Obama puts out Hip-hop album - The Daily Swarm

The most brutal domestic violence awareness ads - Copyranter

Q. & A.: Edward Snowden speaks to Peter Maass - New York Times

All of human history in one very, very tall chart - Slate

The best of unreleased rap mixtape art - ANIMAL

R.I.P. The Charlatans drummer, Jon Brookes - Pitchfork

Heinz announces mass layoffs in Pittsburgh and Canada - Chron

Scold’s bridle, iron muzzle once used to punish women, for sale on eBay - Boing Boing

Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force go space-rap with Flying Lotus - SPIN

The 388-year-old bonsai that survived Hiroshima - Twisted Sifter

How Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy learned to grow up and start firing his friends - Chicago Grid

Below, Buddha the 31-pound cat ordered to lose weight:

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