Happy meals: The airport spiking food with ‘happy hormones’: Feeling stressed at the airport? London’s Gatwick Airport may have found a solution: They’ve started serving meals full of “happy hormones.” (CNN)

Bernie Sanders Takes Aim At ‘Greedy’ Koch Brothers: “For the life of me, I will never understand how a family like the Koch brothers, worth $85 billion, apparently think that’s not enough money.” (Huffington Post)

H&R Block snuck language into a Senate bill to make taxes more confusing for poor people: Awfully nice of them! (Vox)

Ben Carson says he’d consider being Trump’s running mate: And—ahem—“vice versa”! Yeah, right. I’d imagine that Trump probably has his own ideas that don’t include Ben Carson. (NY Post)

Howard Stern predicts Trump will win GOP nod: ‘People dig him’: “I’ll tell you why I think he’s going to be the nominee: He’s proven that no matter what he says, people dig him,” the SiriusXM radio host told listeners on Monday. (The Hill)

Despite Donald Trump’s immigration comments, GOP is actually gaining among non-whites: Hillary Clinton leads Trump by nine points among all respondents in CNN’s most recent poll, and Jeb! Bush by eight. In late June, she led Bush by 13 and Trump by 25. (Washington Post)

CNN host to anti-abortion GOPer: ‘Where does it stop’ if you can force us to carry Down Syndrome fetuses? Don’t ever change, Republican weenies. (Raw Story)

Satan worshipers drench women with milk in Planned Parenthood counter-protest: Clad in black robes, members of the Satanic Temple of Detriot drenched bound women with milk, simulating water-boarding to “illustrate the theocratic agenda imposed upon female bodies.” The milk symbolized breast milk, one of the protest organizers explained on Facebook. (Washington Examiner)

David Simon: Hyper-segregation is our national dynamic: The Wire creator David Simon on his newest mini-series and what drives white people “batsh*t, batsh*t crazy” (Salon)

Why the Bear market of 2015 Is Different from the Bear Market of 2008: Are there any conditions now that are actually better than those of 2008? (Of Two Minds)

Let’s Debunk the Nonsense in This Pathetic Ted Cruz Ad About Anti-Gay “Religious Liberty”: Even Trump isn’t bowing to gay bashing. If Cruz can be said to have any “constituents” outside of Texas, he clearly only appeals to dummies, bigots and, I dunno big Peter Lorre fans? The dud is a stone freak. (Slate)

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